Whalecore

Whalecore is a subgenre of heavy metal invented by Winston Churchill in the midst of the Cold War. It is best described as a jazz fusion of grind, slamming gore groove, crust punk, black metal, Nirvanacore, trollgrind, and Lars Ulrich.

History
Caused stock market to crash in 2005 when the first album described as whalecore was released.

Bands
Nirvana, Nirvana, Nirvana, Metallica, Dave Mustaine, Nirvana, Nirvana, AC/DC, Guns 'N Roses, Nirvana, Waking The Cadaver, Tool, Nirvana, Gojira, and Nirvana.