Behemoth



Behemoth is a Polish metalcore band formed in 1990. Originally a trve kvlt black metal band, they later took influence from shitty mallcore bands like Killshit Engayge and became a straight-up hardcore band. They kept wearing corpsepaint in an attempt to appeal to little kiddies who got bored of Cannibal Corpse.

If you listen to this band, you are a poseur who cannot appreciate true metal such as Slipknot and Gorgoroth. Their riffs consist of simple chugging, and the vocals sound like Nergal (the band's egotistical frontman) choked on a floppy purple dildo.

And they use breakdowns. Fucking shitheads.

Origins
Behemoth was formed in 1990 in Norway under the name "Darski", after the band's frontman, Adam Darski (aka Shitface Nergal), an egotistical prick who was also a fan of the hair metal band Pantera. The band was originally a power trio that played groove metal, anticipating Machine Head by several years. The band consisted of Nergal (vocals), Baal (guitar, bass, drums, keyboard) and Desecrator (hype man), and they were popular amongst the mallcore crowd in Norway.

Later that year, the band had a run-in with Slipknot, who were disgusted by the band's poseur ways and decided to bomb their concert. The bomb went off during Darski's encore, killing Baal and Desecrator and leaving Nergal with a huge facial scar that actually made him look a lot less ugly (hard to believe, right?).

Nergal retreated into the shadows until 1991, when he formed Behemoth in Poland. Initially, Behemoth was a one-man dark ambient studio project, but soon, Nergal actually listened to the music of the almighty Slipknot, and decided to change the band into trve kvlt black metal.